Painless Paints

Mom..I want to paint....can I have some paints? "jus second..I'm busy" please mom?? "leave me alone i'll talk to you in a min. ok?" Mom..can I have some paints? Sure..just leave me alone ok? Where are the paints mommy? The paints are in...PAINTS?!?! NO PAINTS.... I DON"T WANT YOUR CLOTHES RUIENED....NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!


So..he/she doesent get his/her paints becauze of the mess factor. SOOOO.....get some chalk....you or your child can crunch it up...one way is to put it in a large plastic bag, then take your rolling pin, and roll over the chalk filled bag. then, when it is all crunched up like a fine powder, put some powder in a jar, and add a small bit of water...stirr..and if you want it to be more wet, add more water. then give him/her the jar, and tell them to paint a beutiful picture for you..and they paint all over the sidewalk....and natruly..all over their clothes...and then...you admire their picture..stick them in the bath..wash their clothes...and let mother nature do its magic to the sidewalk...and u r happy so is jimmy/suzy.

Seeds Of Happiness

The Seeds Of Happiness are a great gift to give, cheap, easy, and fun.
Here is what you do. Buy a packet of your favorite flower or fruit seeds. You can usualy buy seeds at wallmart in the garden area for like 99 c. When you get home carefuly open the packet with out tearing it. Then dump the seeds in a small bowl, and carefuly tacke the packet apart. Next, you fold it back the way it was...but so the printing is on the inside of the packet. Glue it back together, and when the glue is dry, dump the seeds into the top. Now, before you fold the flap 0ver, you can write a little note...stick it inside, and glue the flap down. Now, the envalope it is in is pretty boring, so why don't we spice it up a little. Write somthing about happiness, or include a recipie for happiness pie. Make it somthing like this...
Happiness Seeds
Care: water every day with love, place in a sunny window.
Fruits: the fruits of this plant are Joy,Happiness, Smiles and Laughture
Recipie for happiness pie: 3 cups of Love 3 cups of happiness 2 cups of joy 1 cup of light 4 tbs. of care 3 tsp. of gentleness Mix well in a large bowl, bake, and enjoy! P.s Make sure your friend is'nt allergic to the fruit, or flowers that you gave him/her...belive me if they are, it won't make them all that happy!

Crafts In Your Home....

Laidies and Gents'.......Announcing the latest show........Crafts in your home!!!

Today we meet two brothers who havent the slightest idea how to be creative!

Welcome ooooon Jason and Jay! (applauding in backround) Please take a seat

Jason and Jay, and we will ask you a few questions. (they sit)

(woman walks up..tall skinny blonde hair blue eyes..evening dress on)

(screaming and cheering in backround) Host to boys: Sandy Bilmoe will take it

from here boys! (Sandy takes a seat) Sandy: Helooooo Boys! All I'm going to

do is ask you a few questions, the give you a little test. Pretty easy right

daahhhhlings? Jason: um....sure. Jay:R-right.... Sandy: Ok Jason...your first

Question is....What is your definition of eye and hook? Jason: Oh! Thats easy!

The definition of eye and hook is when your fishing, and your buddy jerks his

rod back like this..(jerks arm back) cuz' he's about to cast, and he dosent see

you standing there, and you dont see the line with the hook on the end, sailin'

through the air, and all of a sudden, the hook is in your eye. Sandy: um...giggle

...giggle...not quite...hee..hee..he..ha The definition is when you are sewing

oftentimes you sew a little metal eye (shows them one) and a little metal

hook(shows them one) on the peice of clothing you are sewing, to hold

it together. Ok Jay, your question is, what are you doing if you say...Knit

one...pearl two? Jay: (thinks for a moment) It means the scuba diver was

at the bottom of the ocean, and he was intending to get five pearls, but

he only got two pearls, so he started to knit his brow, but only for one

second, becuse he found a whole patch of em'. Sandy: (trieing to supress

laughture) N-not he..he..haa Q-quite what I w-was thinking. He..heee...ha.

T-that is a term people often use when kniting.

Host: Well ladies and Gents...Thats all for now! Tune in later for our follow up! 'night folks!

By Amanda

Cooking #1

CHOCOLATE ...MUST HAVE CHOCOLATE! SOS SOS... Quickly, she dashes into the kitchen, grabbing all of the ingrediants at turbo speed. Grabbing the thing closest to her, which is a mug, she throws all of the ingredients in. She is very careful not to forget the coco powder, or the chocolate chips. Whith out thinking, she puts it in the microwave for 3 minutes. Suddenly..Beep...Beep...It's finished! Grabbing a fork, she begins to eat the moist,fluffy chocolate cake. Thats how The Five Minute Chocolate Cake was invented. (I think..)


The Five Minute Chocolate Cake

This is a very dangerous recipie. Why? Why is it dangerous? Because..every time
you have a chocolate craving, a cake is only 5 minutes away. Midnight snack?
No problem. Quick dessert? Easy. Everything is only 5 minutes away.

4 tbs. Flour
4 tbs. Sugar
2 tbs.cocoa pwdr.
1 egg
3 tbs. Milk
3 tbs. oil or butter
3 tbs. Chocolate chips
A small splash of vanills extract
1 large coffe mug (micro safe)

Add dry ingredients,mix. Add egg,milk and oil/butter,mix well. Add choco. chips and
vanilla extract, and mix AGAIN!! Put your mug full of ingrdientsin microwave and
cook for 3 minutes. The cake will rise over the top of the mug, and your instinct will
tell you to stop the microwave ! NOW! Because of the possibilaty of a Microwave
mess....because if it rises any higher it will go all over! It might even tip over the
mug!.....Don't worry...and most importantly...DONT STOP THE MICROWAVE!
Then, BEEP...BEEP...BEEP....the timer goes off, and interupts the terrible thoughts
you are having. You open the microwave....and instead of a horrible mess ......
Is a mug full of chocolate cake! Relived, you eat the chocolate cake..the perfect
thing to soothe your worries.

Enjoy!!

It's A Girl!

Dear Friends,
Today somthing great happened. Somthing Amazing. At 3:30 today, a blog was born. Thats right folks....a blog. It really likes to do crafts, using homemade stuff. Thats why we named it Homemade Fun. It's name really suits it because it was made....er ...born right in our home. In fact ...it was in our livingroom. Really a memorable time. I hope you enjoy it as much as we do.

Thank you,
Baby Blog (and family)