Crafts In Your Home....

Laidies and Gents'.......Announcing the latest show........Crafts in your home!!!

Today we meet two brothers who havent the slightest idea how to be creative!

Welcome ooooon Jason and Jay! (applauding in backround) Please take a seat

Jason and Jay, and we will ask you a few questions. (they sit)

(woman walks up..tall skinny blonde hair blue eyes..evening dress on)

(screaming and cheering in backround) Host to boys: Sandy Bilmoe will take it

from here boys! (Sandy takes a seat) Sandy: Helooooo Boys! All I'm going to

do is ask you a few questions, the give you a little test. Pretty easy right

daahhhhlings? Jason: um....sure. Jay:R-right.... Sandy: Ok Jason...your first

Question is....What is your definition of eye and hook? Jason: Oh! Thats easy!

The definition of eye and hook is when your fishing, and your buddy jerks his

rod back like this..(jerks arm back) cuz' he's about to cast, and he dosent see

you standing there, and you dont see the line with the hook on the end, sailin'

through the air, and all of a sudden, the hook is in your eye. Sandy: um...giggle

...giggle...not quite...hee..hee..he..ha The definition is when you are sewing

oftentimes you sew a little metal eye (shows them one) and a little metal

hook(shows them one) on the peice of clothing you are sewing, to hold

it together. Ok Jay, your question is, what are you doing if you say...Knit

one...pearl two? Jay: (thinks for a moment) It means the scuba diver was

at the bottom of the ocean, and he was intending to get five pearls, but

he only got two pearls, so he started to knit his brow, but only for one

second, becuse he found a whole patch of em'. Sandy: (trieing to supress

laughture) N-not he..he..haa Q-quite what I w-was thinking. He..heee...ha.

T-that is a term people often use when kniting.

Host: Well ladies and Gents...Thats all for now! Tune in later for our follow up! 'night folks!

By Amanda